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Chinese scientists clone mad cow-resistant calf (Reuters)
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Reuters - Chinese scientists have succeeded in cloning a cow with gene cells resistant to mad cow disease, the official Xinhua news agency said on Wednesday. ( read more )

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School Sends Kids to Closed Amusement Park (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,26
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CORRECTED: New York's graffiti law said to violate free speech (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,26

Reuters - Seven young artists on Tuesday sued New York City over its strict anti-graffiti law, saying it violated their constitutional right to free speech.

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Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,26

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Forget Posh & Becks, It's Posh & Taff
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Police hunt killer chimps (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,26

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Sheriff's deputies in Henry County are stuck in the middle of a less than appetizing investigation. Investigators are trying to find the person who has dumped bags of what appears to be human vomit in ditches in a 1 1/2-mile area northeast of the city.
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Chinese Police Jail Irate Jaywalker (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
AP - Authorities in China's commercial capital have ordered a woman who became irate after she was given a ticket for jaywalking to spend 10 days in jail, police said Tuesday. ( read more )

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Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
Reuters - President Mwai Kibaki, under fire from politicians and ordinary Kenyans over his country's many woes, received vocal support on Tuesday from his wife Lucy who said his rivals were frustrating his efforts. ( read more )

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Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
Reuters - Seven young artists on Tuesday sued New York City over its strict anti-graffiti law, saying it violated their constitutional right to free speech. ( read more )

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Build your own Iraqi police squad for a little cash (Reuters)
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Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
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Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
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Today In History - April 25, 2006
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
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Turkmen official begs for "Great Leader's" mercy (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
Reuters - Turkmenistan's former general prosecutor publicly confessed to taking bribes on Tuesday, begging president-for-life Saparmurat Niyazov for forgiveness in a tearful plea broadcast on state television. ( read more )

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Posted by: The Dude, Date: Tuesday Apr,25
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China decries Berlusconi baby boiling comments (Reuters)

Rolling Stone hits China hurdle (Reuters)

China may put Mao back on the map -- in Antarctica (Reuters)

Games hosts try to polish Chinese manners (Reuters)

Taiwan veterans seek young China brides (Reuters)

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Size matters in macho Mexico's election (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Monday Apr,24
Reuters - Among the crowing, slurs and insults being flung around in Mexico's election race, campaign ads in this country are even competing over which candidate has the greatest manhood. ( read more )

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Czech coalition party turns liberal in vote quest (Reuters)

TV seance: Lennon asks for...peace (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Monday Apr,24

Reuters - "Peace ... The Message is Peace."

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WestJet asks customers to assume "winglet" pose (Reuters)

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Woman nabbed driving corpse across country (Reuters)

Hen Mallard Makes Nest at Hardware Store (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Monday Apr,24
AP - A hen mallard has made a nest for herself and her babies-to-be in an unusual spot — a local hardware store's garden department. ( read more )

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Magician to spend week under water
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Monday Apr,24
Having starved himself and been frozen in ice, US magician David Blaine now plans to spend seven days submerged in a water-filled container in New York. ( read more )

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Police find naked man wedged in chimney (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Monday Apr,24
Reuters - Believing they had a botched burglary on their hands, police in Hayward, California, called to a house instead found a naked man wedged in its chimney, a police officer said on Monday. ( read more )

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