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Speech Mistake Prompts Bush Do-Over (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06

President Bush talks to the traveling press corps under the wing of Air Force One after deliveing a speech on the global war on terror at Central Piedmont Community College in Charlotte, N.C. Thursday, April 6, 2006. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)AP - Cameras were rolling. Microphones were on. President Bush stepped up to comment on a Senate compromise on immigration legislation.


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School Nightmare: Toilets Stop Working (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
AP - An elementary school's worst nightmare came true earlier this week when the toilets stopped working. Faced with about 600 wriggling, squirming youngsters, Bonham Elementary officials on Wednesday morning bused them to nearby schools that offered the use of their restrooms. ( read more )

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Beaver Goes to College to Get New Teeth (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
AP - If a beaver needed dental work, where would it go? In this case, a beaver who lost her four front teeth in an encounter with a car has been checked into Washington State University's Veterinary Teaching Hospital to recuperate. ( read more )

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Missouri Man Rescued From Rushing Floodwater
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
A man was rescued after he and his car became stuck in high water Thursday near Festus, Mo. Donny Miller was driving across Plattin Creek when his vehicle got swept away by rushing floodwater. ( read more )

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Man Fined for Pilfering Butterflies (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
AP - A self-proclaimed conservationist was fined $200 for stealing butterflies from a swamp with the help of his 11-year-old son. ( read more )

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Maxim Cover of Eva Longoria Supersized (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06

This photo, provided by Maxim magazine --who got it from Google Earth, shows a recreation of a Maxim magazine cover, in the desert outside Primm, Nev.,near the California state line, which celebrates the magazine's 100-issue milestone . Air travelers flying over southern Nevada this week, got a look at a bikini-clad Eva Longoria, star of ABC's 'Desperate Housewives,' on the 75-by-110-foot display. (AP Photo/Google Earth-Maxim)  .AP - For air travelers flying over southern Nevada this week, the view offers more than miles of dusty desert.


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Town of Bridgeville for Sale Again (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06

Philo Barnwell, 75, who was born in Bridgeville Calif., is seen at the post office while looking out at what is left of the small town in this file photo from Dec. 18, 2002. The owner of Bridgeville began accepting bids Tuesday, April 4, 2006, on online auctioneer eBay, nearly two years after purchasing the hamlet. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg, File)AP - The tiny town of Bridgeville is up for sale again on eBay, complete with its dozen houses, cafe and post office.


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Man Pleads No Contest to Dumping Alligator (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
AP - A man was sentenced to three years' probation after pleading no contest to illegally possessing an alligator that was dumped into an urban lake where it has eluded capture for months. ( read more )

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Expert Says Liquor Could Help Houseplants (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
AP - For home gardeners who don't want their daffodils to tip over, a Cornell University horticulturist thinks he has the answer: Get the flowers a little tipsy with some hard liquor. ( read more )

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Sao Paulo's "open sewer" becomes a stage (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Reuters - If all the world's a stage, a Brazilian theatre company sees Sao Paulo's filthy, stinking River Tiete as the perfect venue for a play about the bleak life of a poor working family. ( read more )

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Dog Sniffs Out Rowers' Gongs
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Olympic rowing hero James Cracknell has got his stolen gold medals back.They were apparently found by a dog in a bush near his west London home. ( read more )

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Mint Thief Hid Money In Lunch Box
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
An Australian man has pleaded guilty to stealing more £40,000 in new coins from the Royal Australian Mint.The 48-year-old was accused of stealing the coins by hiding them in his work boots and lunch box over a 10-month period. ( read more )

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'Brokeback Mountain' banned in anti-gay move (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Reuters - The Bahamas has banned the gay cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain," triggering a new controversy over the island chain's reputation for homophobia. ( read more )

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Students lack basic financial knowledge? (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Reuters - U.S. high school seniors continue to struggle with personal finance basics, according to a study unveiled on Wednesday at the Federal Reserve by a nonprofit financial education group. ( read more )

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What the well-dressed dog is wearing (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06

A small dog is dressed in a kilt at the DDressed to Kilt' fashion show in New York April 3, 2006. Another event at Fashion Week, the Animal Fair magazine show, featured almost exclusively four-legged models. (Seth Wenig/Reuters)Reuters - From a Chihuahua in a white Marilyn Monroe dress to a bulldog in a purple net tutu, the dogs of New York today are as well dressed as their owners.


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Scientists Say Fossil Fish Once Hunted On Land
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Researchers have found a fossil fish with a crocodile-like head that apparently moved on land like a seal - an important discovery for understanding how fish evolved into land animals with four limbs and a backbone. ( read more )

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One-Eyed Kitten Sold To Museum
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
The one-eyed, noseless kitten that inspired an international debate last year over whether it was a hoax is coming to a new museum of oddities in central New York. The kitten is meant to launch another debate about how science and religion intersect. ( read more )

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Today In History - April 6, 2006
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Today is Thursday, April sixth, the 96th day of 2006. There are 269 days left in the year.
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Tanzanian legislator wants errant investors spanked (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Reuters - The Tanzanian government should add spanking to its list of possible punishments for errant investors, local media on Thursday quoted a member of parliament saying. ( read more )

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'Karate kids' rescued after Japan mountain quest (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Thursday Apr,06
Reuters - Three Singaporeans were found safe on Thursday after getting lost on what they said was a mission to find a legendary karate expert on a snowy mountainside in Japan. ( read more )

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Cheeky monkeys told to get off the phones
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
A troop of mischievous monkeys at London Zoo has had to be retrained after showing too much interest in visitors' mobile phones. ( read more )

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Lula talks sports with Brazilian astronaut (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva likened the nation's first astronaut on Wednesday to late Formula 1 champion Ayrton Senna and told him to come home soon to support his local football team. ( read more )

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Dog Found After Escaping Over 7-Foot Wall (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - An American bulldog that had escaped from a kennel by scaling a 7-foot concrete wall topped with barbed wire was found Wednesday night, Animal Control Bureau officials said. ( read more )

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Libya to build "Gaddafi Tower" in Senegal (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi and Senegalese President Abdoulaye Wade laid the foundation stone on Wednesday of a $250 million (143 million pounds) tower block in the Senegalese capital to be called "Gaddafi Tower". ( read more )

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CORRECTED-Canada gives maple syrup in thanks (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05

Canada's Ambassador to Norway Jillian Stirk (L) and Norwegian ski coach Bjoernar Haakensmoen pose with 7,400 cans of Canada's national sweet treat, maple syrup, in Oslo, April 5, 2006. REUTERS/Jarl Fr. Erichsen/ScanpixReuters - Grateful Canadians have given five tonnes of maple syrup to a Norwegian coach as thanks for helping cross-country skier Sara Renner win an Olympic silver medal after her pole broke during the women's team sprint race.


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Man Upset With Penile Work Pleads Guilty (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense. ( read more )

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Expert Says Hard Liquor Helps Houseplants (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - For home gardeners who don't want their flowers to tip over, a Cornell University horticulturist thinks he has the answer: Get the flowers a little tipsy with some hard liquor. ( read more )

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Rich reward for diamond studded dog's return
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
A millionaire in Vienna is offering a lucrative reward for the return of this man's best friend: a little white dog with an unmistakable adornment - a diamond stud in its left ear. ( read more )

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Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05

Cy, short for Cyclops, a kitten born with only one eye and no nose, is shown in this photo provided by its owner in Redmond, Oregon, on Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005. The kitten, a ragdoll breed, which died after living for one day, was one of two in the litter.  Its sibling was born normal and healthy. (AP Photo/Traci Allen)AP - The one-eyed, noseless kitten that inspired an international debate last year over whether it was a hoax is coming to a new museum of oddities in central New York.


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Family Gets Dog Back After Nearly 5 Years (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - A couple says they are thrilled to have their dog back nearly five years after it disappeared. Holly and Troy Webb said they thought the worst when Gidget, their Lhasa apso, ran away in 2001. ( read more )

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Judge Compromises in Canine Custody Case (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - Every dog has his day, but a standard poodle named Zena had her day in court in Shelby County as the center of disputed ownership case. ( read more )

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Alleged Castrator Had Medical Experience (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - The man at the center of an investigation into castrations at a sadomasochistic "dungeon" spent 23 years working at a Veterans Administration medical center in Kansas, according to federal officials. ( read more )

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Dog Held in Attack Scales Wall to Escape (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - An American bulldog that was being held by the Animal Control Bureau because he attacked another dog escaped from a kennel by scaling a 7-foot concrete wall topped with barbed wire. ( read more )

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Canada gives gift of maple syrup (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05

Canada's Ambassador to Norway Jillian Stirk (L) and Norwegian ski coach Bjoernar Haakensmoen pose with 7,400 cans of Canada's national sweet treat, maple syrup, in Oslo, April 5, 2006. REUTERS/Jarl Fr. Erichsen/ScanpixReuters - Grateful Canadians have given five tonnes of maple syrup to a Norwegian coach as thanks for helping cross-country skier Sarah Renner win an Olympic silver medal after her pole broke during the women's team sprint race.


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Flint heads were Neolithic tooth drill of choice (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - Long before the invention of electric drills and anaesthesia early humans drilled teeth to treat decay, according to research published on Wednesday. ( read more )

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Pit Bull Mom Loves Her Kittens
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Emma Riley adopted Ramona, a 3-year-old pit bull, from the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals a few years ago. When Riley took in three kittens last week, Ramona quickly took them in as her own.
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Anger Over Penile Surgery Prompted Mail Bomb
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense. ( read more )

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NY Teen Gets Pot Via Express Delivery
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
A Long Island teenager in New York is under arrest after police said he accepted a package of marijuana delivered through a courier service. ( read more )

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Broadcaster drowned out by strike (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - A Spanish broadcaster ended her lunchtime programme early on Wednesday when workers striking against job cuts at the national television network made so much noise outside the studio that it almost drowned her out. ( read more )

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Ecuador writer takes trade protest to city walls (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - With can of spray paint in hand, Ecuadorean author Alex Ron has turned his writing talent loose on the walls of Quito to vent his anger about a pending U.S. free-trade pact that has sparked weeks of Indian protests. ( read more )

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Fake Sheik, Phony Art, Real Jail Time (AP)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
AP - The sheik was a fake, the Rembrandt a replica, and the doors never opened for The Greatest. A man who posed as a member of the Saudi royal family and tried to sell a forged painting was sentenced Tuesday to five months in federal prison plus five months of home confinement. ( read more )

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Czech man survives on frogs (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - A Czech man ate frogs and other small animals for four days after he was trapped on an island cut off by flooding, the daily Pravo reported on Wednesday. ( read more )

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Shortcut Peril At Crackpot's Cliff
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Car computers have been directing drivers to a 100ft cliff in a village called Crackpot, residents have claimed.The alleged glitch meant motorists were being sent along a track on the edge of a sheer drop. ( read more )

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Donkeys Better Than Wives: Discuss
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
A new school textbook in India has kicked up a storm by comparing housewives to donkeys - and saying donkeys make better companions.The new book has been written for 14-year-old schoolchildren in the western state of Rajasthan. ( read more )

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Clash Song Sparks Air Terror Alert
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
A man has been hauled off a plane as a suspected terrorist because he was listening to a song by The Clash. Harraj Mann, 24, was quizzed for three hours after his taxi driver overheard the lyrics to London Calling. ( read more )

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Ring saga prompts ban appeal (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - Bulgarian Premier League club Vihren Sandanski have appealed against player-coach Georgi Bachev's four-match ban for his bizarre dismissal in a league game on Saturday. ( read more )

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Police probe discovery of 121 skulls (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05

A policeman checks skulls in Tianzhu County, western China's Gansu province in this March 29, 2006 file photo. (China Daily/Reuters)Reuters - Chinese police said on Wednesday that 121 skulls found in the isolated western province of Gansu were human and had been hacked from their bodies after death, Xinhua news agency reported.


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Curbing betel chewing in Taiwan a tough nut to crack (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - It tastes bitter, turns your teeth black and causes cancer, but it also gives you a buzz and is served by scantily clad young women. ( read more )

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Teen takes car on 300-mile test drive (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - A test drive meant more than just a spin around the block for a New Zealand teen-ager who took a car he was considering buying on a 312-mile drive. ( read more )

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Cut off by floods, man survives on frogs (Reuters)
Posted by: The Dude, Date: Wednesday Apr,05
Reuters - A Czech man ate frogs and other small animals for four days after he was trapped on an island cut off by flooding, the daily Pravo reported Wednesday. ( read more )

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