Reuters - Tiger Woods has apologised for comments he made during a television interview after the U.S. Masters at Augusta National Golf Club on Sunday.

Woods apologises for spaz reference at Masters (Reuters)
Woods apologises for spaz reference (Reuters)
"Loyal" donkeys better than wives, says textbook (Reuters)
"Loyal" donkeys better than wives, says India book (Reuters)
Silver restarts He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Mystery Animals Seen Roaming Northeast Ohio Woods
2008 Masters Of The Web Party
Comic Con Masters Of The Web Panel Video
Peru's detained Fujimori in long-distance wedding (Reuters)
Nurturing Bollywood's next generation

Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity (AP)
Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity
Student Allowed To Recite Poem With Profanity
Frenchman displays world's longest poem
Poll: Americans See, Hear More Profanity
Student wins China piracy competition
Student Brings 5-Foot Boa To School
Perpetual Student Wants One More Year
NBR slates student aid
Sheriff: Slain Student Burned On Grill

Jaywalking Ticket Brings Fame (AP)
Jaywalking Ticket Brings Fame
No Fine For Woman Who Crossed Street To Slowly
Chinese Police Jail Irate Jaywalker (AP)
Ohio Clerk Finds $10, Buys $1M Ticket
MGM to Bring Back Fame
More Classic Toys Inducted Into Toy Hall Of Fame
Fame 'embarrasses' YouTube guitar star
Fame Casting Call
Fame remake continues

Trapped NYC Cat Enters Day 13 Of Captivity
Trapped NYC Cat Enters Day 13 of Captivity (AP)
Transformers Megatron speaks and Captivity dentistry
New Line enters 'Sick House'
Stalked: Clips for Hostel: Part II, Ocean's 13, Captivity and Daywatch
Lights out for After Dark ads
MPAA: Lights out for After Dark movie ads
Well Good Ending For Trapped Boy
Molly The Cat Still Trapped In NYC
Threatened Duck Lays 23 Eggs In Captivity

Stolen ambulance recovered in Idaho after 52-mile chase
Idaho Girl Becomes Superhero For A Day
Special Ambulance Handling Obese in Vegas (AP)
Special Ambulance Transporting Obese In Vegas
Greek Police Recover Stolen 'Miracle' Icon
Japanese Cow Leads Police On Wild Chase
Motorcycle, rider reunited after 35 years
Police Crack Nut Theft Ring In Calif.
Owner To Get Back Motorcycle Taken In 1971
Owner to Get Back Motorcycle Taken in 1971 (AP)

Jon Stewart Rocked The Oscars
Jon Stewart set as Oscar host
Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart (AP)
Gala Books Wrong Jon Stewart
Dad Breaks Leg Trying To Cure Daughter's Phobia
'Other' Jon Stewart Used To Mix-Ups
Kristen Stewart in the Twilight
YouTube Seeks Depositions From Stewart & Colbert
Stewart to narrate 'Earth'
Patrick Stewart in modern Merchant of Venice

Hunt Is On For Killer Bear In Tenn.
Fugitive Bear Tries To Hand Itself In
Hound dog destroys Elvis's teddy bear
MGM tries to manage loan
Untraceable
Black Bear Bites Boy Scout's Bum
Bear Climbs Up Power Pole In So. California Desert
Keepers Admit Overindulging Knut The Polar Bear
Drunk Bear Wonders Through Colorado Neighborhood
The Alphabet Killer teaser online

Jaywalking Ticket Brings Fame (AP)
Jaywalking Ticket Brings Fame
No Fine For Woman Who Crossed Street To Slowly
Chinese Police Jail Irate Jaywalker (AP)
Ohio Clerk Finds $10, Buys $1M Ticket
MGM to Bring Back Fame
More Classic Toys Inducted Into Toy Hall Of Fame
Fame 'embarrasses' YouTube guitar star
Fame Casting Call
Fame remake continues

Nesting Birds Torch Car Dealership
Gator Takes Over Car Dealership
Giant Gator Takes Over Car Dealership
Duck Returns To Nesting Spot At N.J. Book Company
Man Brandishing Torch Robs Alaska Bank
George Clooney Is For The Birds
Men Try To Smuggle Birds In Pocket, Pack
Designer grass may scare off birds
Ancestor Of Modern Birds Believed Found
Birds Wing It In Ashtray House

Bald Eagle Chick Hatches
Bald Eagle Hatches On Santa Catalina Island
Bald Eagle Soars Off Endangered List
U.S. Takes Bald Eagle Of Endangered Species List
Officer Frees Bald Eagle With One Bullet
Report: 1st Bald Eaglet Born In Southern Wisconsin
Eagle Lugging A Deer Head Causes Outage
Bald Reporter Reacts To Mayor's 'Silly' Remark
Is Bald Beautiful?
Eagle Eye Review

Today In History - April 1, 2006
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Today In History - April 28, 2006
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Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity (AP)
Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity
Student Allowed To Recite Poem With Profanity
Frenchman displays world's longest poem
Poll: Americans See, Hear More Profanity
Student wins China piracy competition
Student Brings 5-Foot Boa To School
Perpetual Student Wants One More Year
NBR slates student aid
Sheriff: Slain Student Burned On Grill

Man, 100, Says He Has Bowled For 93 Years
Man, 100, Says He Has Bowled for 93 Years (AP)
Mix Master Chris Scarabosio
Like past stars, Cruise stays on top
Woman Finally Eats After 2 Years Without Food
Central Texas Woman Finds Sister After 71 Years
Man Sentenced To 6 Years For Stealing $25 In Gas
Fla., Pub Reach Deal Over Bathroom Signs
Man Accused Of Tapping Power For 14 Years
Kid Imposter, 32, Gets 508 Years For Sex Assaults

Unusual Lizard and Toad Found in Malaysia (AP)
Unusual Lizard And Toad Found In Malaysia
Massive cane toad found on Darwin golf course
Vet Pulls Rubber Lizard From Real Dragon
Monster toad captured in NT
NT sets up cane toad departure lounges
RSPCA tees off on toad-clubbing stubby holder
Malaysia To Levy Fines For Poor Speech
Broken Lizard to Start Slammin' Salmon
Cane toad may hop onto icons list

Student Allowed To Recite Poem With Profanity
Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity
Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity (AP)
Frenchman displays world's longest poem
Poll: Americans See, Hear More Profanity
Student wins China piracy competition
Student Brings 5-Foot Boa To School
Perpetual Student Wants One More Year
Oscar alters producer credits
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed Trailer

Surfer blown from Wales to England
91yr old completes law degree
Surfer Dude
Straczynski on Silver Surfer
Straczynski talks Silver Surfer film
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer clips and wiki online
Silver Surfer spin-off gets a huge writer
Fan insures himself against England World Cup exit
Fishburne voices Surfer
Silver Surfer U.S. quarter minted

Man, 100, Says He Has Bowled For 93 Years
Man, 100, Says He Has Bowled for 93 Years (AP)
Mix Master Chris Scarabosio
Like past stars, Cruise stays on top
Woman Finally Eats After 2 Years Without Food
Central Texas Woman Finds Sister After 71 Years
Man Sentenced To 6 Years For Stealing $25 In Gas
Fla., Pub Reach Deal Over Bathroom Signs
Man Accused Of Tapping Power For 14 Years
Kid Imposter, 32, Gets 508 Years For Sex Assaults

Scientists Release New Venus Images
European Probe Pulls Into Orbit Over Venus
Humanitas Prize awards honor duo
New My Name Is Bruce Images
CSIRO makes air guitarists' dreams reality
Exhibs in Argentina face strike
Leaping croc shocks scientists
Scientists breed 'allergy-free' kitty
Scientists Plan 'Encyclopedia Of Life'
Scientists Say Arctic Once Was Tropical

Beans-farts link 'factual reality'
It's official -- beans make you fart (Reuters)
Every 10-year-old kid knows that... (Reuters)
Art House Movie: There Will Be Farts
Study shows secret to gas-free beans (Reuters)
Suspected Mouse Remains Found In Beans
For Sale: Coffee From Partially Digested Beans
Kidney donor reality show under fire
Cats To Star In New Reality TV 'Show'
Robin Williams sues Frank and Beans

Ex-Bank Worker Accused of Obscene Calls (AP)
Newlyweds Accused Of Robbing Utah Bank
Robber Locks Worker Inside Part of an ATM (AP)
Worker Locks Would-Be Robber Inside Bank (AP)
Police: Bank Robber Goes To Movies After Heist
Judge: Web-Surfing Worker Can't Be Fired (AP)
Judge: Web-Surfing Worker Can't Be Fired
Teen Accused of Making 1,000 911 Calls (AP)
NYC Fires Employee For Surfing The Web
Powerball Winner: Thieves Cleaned Me Out

Cat Saves Wash. Family From House Fire (AP)
Puss saves family from house fire
Three-legged dog saves family from fire
Hero Dog Saves Long Island Family From Fire
Blind Man Saves Neighbor From House Fire
Dog Blamed For Starting N.H. House Fire
Dog Saves Owner, Dies Trying To Save Cat
Officials Believe Dog Started House Fire
Parrot saves deaf man from fire
Teenager's Wash Day Blows Up House

Japanese Man Recovers $42K From Trash (AP)
Police return $42,000 thrown out with trash (Reuters)
Police return small fortune thrown out with trash (Reuters)
Frustrated Man Delivers Trash To Town Hall
Airline Luggage Found In Houston Pet Store's Trash
New Japanese horror Yoroi
Wilson projects in question
Trailer Trash story reveal
Jetro holds L.A. shorts contest
Trailer Trash like Monty Python?

Police Clock Teacher at Over 100 Mph (AP)
Teacher Accused Of Bugging Classroom
Indiana Police Clock Teen At 142 Mph
Special Education Teacher Accused Of School Threat
Bad Teacher
Solving the screenplay puzzle
Clock Tower Set For Adaptation
Hot For Teacher
Big Ben Stops Chiming, Temporarily
Milla Jovovich Joins Clock Tower

Postcard Sent Back With 1956 Postmark (AP)
Lost Postcard Returned 50 Years Later
Man Gets Postcard Postmarked In 1949
British Soldier's Postcard 92 Years Late
Septic Reminder Idea Raises Big Stink
Fringe benefits of Oscar submission
1956: Lancaster flips for 'Marty' winners
From the Army Archerd Archive
Forbidden Planet Remake On The Way from J. Michael Straczynski
Trio set for 'Doubt' remake

Lawmaker Sends Nude 'Appreciation' E-Mail (AP)
Woman's Ex Sends Severed Finger In The Mail
California Lawmaker Seeks Ban On Spanking
Anti-smoking campaign underway
Missouri Man Sends Porn Pictures Of Ex-Wife
Dog Forces Post Office To Rerout Mail
Foursome Sends Chain Letter
Teen Accused Of Nude Drive-Thru Ordering
Participants strip off for nude olympics
'Tis Season For Nearly Nude Calendars

Texas halts arrests of drunks in bars (Reuters)
Bermuda bans smoking in bars and restaurants (Reuters)
Indian court orders reopening of Mumbai dance bars (Reuters)
Texas college bars students from posing for Playboy (Reuters)
College bars students from posing for Playboy (Reuters)
CORRECTED: College bars students from posing for Playboy (Reuters)
S.Africa bars snake man from bank (Reuters)
Man Posed As Cop, Made Bogus Arrests, D.A. Says
DeLay wants pistol-packing permit back (Reuters)
Rep. DeLay wants pistol-packing permit back (Reuters)

Unusual Lizard and Toad Found in Malaysia (AP)
Unusual Lizard And Toad Found In Malaysia
Massive cane toad found on Darwin golf course
Vet Pulls Rubber Lizard From Real Dragon
Monster toad captured in NT
NT sets up cane toad departure lounges
RSPCA tees off on toad-clubbing stubby holder
Malaysia To Levy Fines For Poor Speech
Broken Lizard to Start Slammin' Salmon
Cane toad may hop onto icons list

AP - With Molly the fugitive feline sending out distress calls from a few feet — or maybe just inches — away, animal rescue and city experts tried anew on Thursday to lure the 11-month-old black cat from the innards of a 19th century building where she has been trapped for nearly two weeks.

Trapped NYC Cat Enters Day 13 Of Captivity
Trapped NYC Cat Enters Day 13 of Captivity (AP)
Transformers Megatron speaks and Captivity dentistry
New Line enters 'Sick House'
Stalked: Clips for Hostel: Part II, Ocean's 13, Captivity and Daywatch
Lights out for After Dark ads
MPAA: Lights out for After Dark movie ads
Well Good Ending For Trapped Boy
Molly The Cat Still Trapped In NYC
Threatened Duck Lays 23 Eggs In Captivity

Child's Game Under Car Almost Turns Deadly
Child's Play remake?
Suspected Bomb Turns Out To Be Part Of GPS Game
Weekly Poll: Which Upcoming Video Game Movie Will Suck the Least?
Puchon fest crowns lucky '13'
Iron Man Video Game Trailer
Watchmen Video Game Sneak Peek
Battle of the 'Bees'
6-Foot, 6-Inch Grandfather Turns 66 On 6/6/06
Scott Sigler’s Infested is bought

Day 13 for Molly the Cat: So close, yet so far
Molly the cat rescued in New York
Molly The Cat Still Trapped In NYC
Feig to Direct Molly Shannon's Kath & Kim
Actress Molly McClure dies at 89
Molly Hartley: What You Are
Wynette The Horse Rescued After Close Call
Molly Hartley: Leave Me Alone
Molly Hartley: In The Mirror
Molly Hartley: Believe Me Clip

Molly The Cat Still Trapped In NYC
Trapped NYC Cat Enters Day 13 Of Captivity
Cat Rescue In New York Underway
N.Y. Rescuers Go High-Tech to Save Cat (AP)
Trapped NYC Cat Enters Day 13 of Captivity (AP)
Cat Trapped In NYC Building On Day 14
Molly the cat rescued in New York
Feig to Direct Molly Shannon's Kath & Kim
Well Good Ending For Trapped Boy
Day 14 for NYC Cat: Pet Psychic Shows Up (AP)

Soggy dog tale ends happily for curious terrier in Scotland
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Trailer #2 Starring Brad Pitt in Glorious Quicktime HD
Cosby's Terrier Wins Early Round At Westminster
Stone of Destiny theft gets filmed
The best Scottish Films?
EFA selects 11 for People's Choice
King Lear in Scotland
16 Girls Cram Into Phone Booth In Scotland
The Happening Restricted Trailer
Brad Pitt to Star in Sci-Fi Version of The Odyssey?

Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
Town up for sale on eBay again
Woman Seeks Fresh Start With Big Sale On eBay
eBay Says Pope's Old Car Is For Sale
eBay: New Zealand Not for Sale
Seller Tries To Auction Off Belgium On eBay
Town of Bridgeville for Sale Again (AP)
Civil War-Era Fort For Sale On eBay
Man set to sell life for $18K
Ghost Busters Ecto 1 Car For Sale!

Reuters - Michael Jackson is close to a deal that would help him to avert bankruptcy by refinancing his debts and possibly selling part of his interest in scores of hits by The Beatles, The New York Times said on Thursday.

Michael Jackson said near deal to avert bankruptcy (Reuters)
Rio women applaud no-men, pink-striped metro cars (Reuters)
Women applaud no-men, pink-striped metro cars (Reuters)
Tough times shatter Christal Films
'Bones' up for bidding
Swedish distrib files for bankruptcy
New Line forgiving Jackson?
'Hobbit' back on track as twin bill
High-priced directors pitch projects
High-priced directors pitch projects

Reuters - Tiger Woods has apologised for comments he made during a television interview after the U.S. Masters at Augusta National Golf Club on Sunday.

Woods apologises for spaz reference (Reuters)
Woods apologises for spaz reference at Masters (Reuters)
Mystery Animals Seen Roaming Northeast Ohio Woods
Peru's detained Fujimori in long-distance wedding (Reuters)
Nurturing Bollywood's next generation
Man, Yoda The Dog Travel On Riding Mower
Is Bigfoot Living In The California Forest?
Sony nets Woods' 'Winged'
Joss Whedon takes MGM to 'Woods'
"Monster rabbit" targets vegetable patch (Reuters)

Thieves steal ancient cannon from barracks (Reuters)
Thieves steal ancient cannon from British barracks (Reuters)
Thieves Cut Roof, Steal $200,000 From Bank ATM
S.C. Thieves Steal Church's Kitchen Sink
Thieves steal Briton's kitchen sink
Man Drives Chip-Loaded Van Into Barracks
Thieves Swipe 'Cheaper by the Dozen' DVDs
Caltech Cannon Returned From MIT Heist
Modern building rises in heart of ancient Rome (Reuters)
MIT Students Nab Caltech's Cannon

Tennessee jailers lick a sticky situation
Prison ban deals with sticky peanut butter situation
Dog OK After Swallowing Wads Of Glue
Tennessee makes bid for more films
Vivendi off to 'Tennessee'
Subway Toe-Sucker Admits 70 Attacks
China, Russia still a piracy threat
Movie Minesweeper - The Sweet Iron Yoke Edition
PGA avoids credit limit
'Pot' Candy Faces Calif. Ban

Magician Set to Live in Aquarium (AP)
Magician to spend week under water
Magician prepares for underwater record attempt
2 Whale Sharks Arrive At Georgia Aquarium
Mandrake is Criss Angel the illusionist
Hawaii May Honor Humuhumunukunukuapuaa (AP)
Exhibit Eyes Record For 2-Headed Animals
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Reuters - The Sicilian hill town made famous by the Godfather films is naming a street "April 11" to commemorate the day when police captured the head of the Mafia, Bernardo Provenzano, after four decades on the run.

Corleone names street for Mafia boss' arrest (Reuters)
Peru's detained Fujimori in long-distance wedding (Reuters)
Keep your kisses short in Tangerang (Reuters)
Keep your kisses short in Indonesia's Tangerang (Reuters)
Texas halts arrests of drunks in bars (Reuters)
Village sells street names to raise cash
Strike Pushes Back Cashmere Mafia
Man Keeps Drinking Beer During Arrest
Mafia risk faced by 'Gomorra' duo
Street Fighter gains cast

German town postpones tribute to Nazi-era engineers (Reuters)
Engineers could aid bird flu vaccine effort (Reuters)
Nazi Gingerbread Men Moved To New Town
German drivers 56 times safer now (Reuters)
German teen truant exposed by "burglar" boyfriend (Reuters)
England fans urged to chant in German (Reuters)
Crafty sea lion confounds engineers
Sex expert says German cannibal had no urge to kill (Reuters)
German prostitutes retrain as nurses, telemarketers (Reuters)
Die Welle shows modern Nazi dictatorship

What's in a name? Maybe survival... (Reuters)
Peru's detained Fujimori in long-distance wedding (Reuters)
Zeitgeist lands Arijon's 'Stranded'
Astoria sells two theaters to rival
"Monster rabbit" targets vegetable patch (Reuters)
Lawmakers turn to stunts to get elected (Reuters)
"Baby bonus" turns into PR headache (Reuters)
Every 10-year-old kid knows that... (Reuters)
Clinical web site may be target of porn seekers (Reuters)
CinDi honors 'Survival'

Picasso Bought At Costco Might Be A Fake
NYC Judge Allows Sale Of Picasso Canvas
Wynn Says Damaged Picasso Art Work Being Repaired
Woman Buys Grapes, Brings Home Black Widow Spiders
Fake Money Doesn't Fool Tenn. Strippers
Val Kilmer Journeys To Bulgaria For Fake Identity
Students Accused Of Posting Fake Snow-Day Notice
Van Gogh Painting Revealed As Fake
Two Charged With Filing Fake Obituary (AP)
Two Charged With Filing Fake Obituary

San Fernando Cops: We Didn't Ticket Slow Jaywalker
Woman, 82, Gets Ticket for Slow Crossing
Woman, 82, Gets Ticket for Slow Crossing (AP)
Woman, 82, gets ticket for slow crossing
Singleton released after questioning
Chinese Police Jail Irate Jaywalker (AP)
Singleton will not face charges
Singleton involved in fatal accident
Ohio Clerk Finds $10, Buys $1M Ticket
Jaywalking Ticket Brings Fame (AP)

Florida Beset With Huge, Hungry Snakes
Slithering Snakes Found In Burning Warehouse
Man Tries To Board Plane With Bag Full Of Snakes
Scientists Probe New Uses For Tongues
Family Lives With 100 Snakes
Snakes In A Theater During 'Snakes On A Plane'
Snakes used to sense earthquakes in China
Raw snakes soldier wins compo bid
Biologist battles killer pythons in Florida park (Reuters)
Going postal: Snakes found in garden gnomes

Reuters - Jakarta's police chief said Thursday that the Indonesia publishers of Playboy magazine should put off their next issue after attacks on their offices.

Jakarta police want Playboy to put off next issue (Reuters)
Tame Playboy sparks excitement in Muslim Indonesia (Reuters)
Employer's joke dashes maid's Playboy hopes (Reuters)
CORRECTED: College bars students from posing for Playboy (Reuters)
College bars students from posing for Playboy (Reuters)
Texas college bars students from posing for Playboy (Reuters)
Indonesian Playboy Editor, Model Could Be Jailed
Police get stranglehold on fake wrestlers (Reuters)
Police find naked man wedged in chimney (Reuters)
Police hunt killer chimps after attack (Reuters)

Police return $42,000 thrown out with trash (Reuters)
Police return small fortune thrown out with trash (Reuters)
Japanese Man Recovers $42K From Trash (AP)
Police get stranglehold on fake wrestlers (Reuters)
Police find naked man wedged in chimney (Reuters)
Police hunt killer chimps after attack (Reuters)
Build your own Iraqi police squad for a little cash (Reuters)
Iranian police get stranglehold on fake wrestlers (Reuters)
Humble goldfish make splash for LA river project (Reuters)
Sierra Leone police hunt killer chimps (Reuters)

"Mrs Noisy" gets year in prison (Reuters)
Every 10-year-old kid knows that... (Reuters)
Anger boiling? Smash plates at eatery (Reuters)
Mother accused of shackling wayward daughter (Reuters)
Child poetry plagiarist unmasked (Reuters)
Dutch child poetry plagiarist unmasked (Reuters)
U.S. Army relaxes tattoo rules to attract recruits (Reuters)
Army relaxes tattoo rules to attract recruits (Reuters)
China offended by baby boiling comments (Reuters)
Animal rights activists admit dug-up grave case (Reuters)

Lost Postcard Returned 50 Years Later
Postcard Sent Back With 1956 Postmark (AP)
Man Gets Postcard Postmarked In 1949
British Soldier's Postcard 92 Years Late
Lost Wedding Ring Returned After 40 Years
Watch Lost In WWI Returned To Grandsons
Man's Wallet Returned After 62 Years
Lost Season 4 Premiere Satisfies And Annoys
Lost Katrina Dogs Returned To Owner
NYC Cabbie Returns Lost Diamonds, Gets $100 Reward

Police return small fortune thrown out with trash (Reuters)
Police return $42,000 thrown out with trash (Reuters)
Retiree flushes fortune down the toilet (Reuters)
Japanese Man Recovers $42K From Trash (AP)
Police get stranglehold on fake wrestlers (Reuters)
Police find naked man wedged in chimney (Reuters)
Police hunt killer chimps after attack (Reuters)
Build your own Iraqi police squad for a little cash (Reuters)
Iranian police get stranglehold on fake wrestlers (Reuters)
Humble goldfish make splash for LA river project (Reuters)

Doctor: Tiger That Killed Woman Was Starving
Tiger Mauls Rural Minnesota Woman
Endangered Tiger Killed At Florida Zoo
Woman Mauled To Death By Captive Tiger
Lawsuit: Girl Killed During Senior Picture Shoot
Man Caught When Allegedly Poses As Doctor
Boston Doctor Removes Wrong Organ From Patient
Arms Found In Gator Believed To Have Killed Woman
Tiger, Orangutan Babies Playmates At Zoo
Dog Nurses Tiger Triplets At China Zoo